January 07, 2008

A NEW Campaign for '08


Are you as tired of the same old faces as I am?

Are you fed up with the lip service from the current candidates?

The promises = the lies?

The Flip-Flopping?






Here's a thought:

And why not?
We had a clown president (Carter, 1977-1981),
aka Goober, That Peanut farmer from Plains;

An actor president (Reagan, 1981-1989),
aka Ronnie Raygun;

A sex-addict liar president (Clinton, 1992-2001)
aka Bubba, The Bill we'll be paying for Years, Commander in Thief, Willy the Weasel, Slick Willy;

And a decider president (Bush '43', 2001-2009),
aka Dubya,
Con Artist-In-Chief, Commander Craptastic, Smirky McStumbletongue and Chimpy McClusterfuck.

So why not two wizards who defeated the most powerful evil ever - no, not the Hildabeast ... and I do hope that's Hermione G. Weasley (and not Ron).

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