Showing posts with label Al Gore. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Al Gore. Show all posts

October 06, 2012

It's the Altitude


Al -the Goracle- Gore has resurfaced from the depths of irrelevancy to shift the blame for Barack Hussein Obama's poor debate performance from where it belongs (on Obummer's scrawny little shoulders) to ... and this is the truth, I'm not making it up ... Denver's altitude.



"Im going to say something controversial here. Obama arrived in Denver at 2 p.m. today, just a few hours before the debate started. Romney did his debate prep in Denver. When you go to 5,000 feet, and you only have a few hours to adjust, I don't know ..." 
Are you freaking kidding me? 

I know that higher altitudes can have an  effect on the human body

but it's not like Obummer did anything strenuous like mountain climbing. He walked from the plane to the car to indoors.

Higher altitudes also have an effect on baking directions.
So, Stick a fork in Al. He's done.



February 10, 2012

Global Warming = Weak Science

Well, well, well.
The truth, as they say, will out.

  Fritz Vahrenholt: "The fear mongers are still shaping the political debate. According to the German Advisory Council on Global Change, environmentally minded countries should forcibly bring about reduced consumption for the sake of protecting the climate. This takes us in the direction of an environmental dictatorship. And the fear-mongering is also beginning to take effect. When I was in a restaurant recently, I overheard a woman at the next table telling her children that it's wrong to eat an Argentine steak -- because of the climate. That's when I ask myself: How could we have come to this point?"


 In Germany, where the global warming dogma has been very deeply entrenched, one of the founding fathers of Germany's environmentalist movement, Professor Fritz Vahrenholt, has converted into a global warming skeptic and is promoting his views in a new book and a series of article in Bild, a major German newspaper. 
What caused the change? According to one account:
Vahrenholt’s skepticism started when he was asked to review an IPCC report on renewable energy. He found hundreds of errors. When he pointed them out, IPCC officials simply brushed them aside. Stunned, he asked himself, “Is this the way they approached the climate assessment reports?”

Vahrenholt decided to do some digging. His colleague Dr. Lüning also gave him a copy of Andrew Montford’s The Hockey Stick Illusion. He was horrified by the sloppiness and deception he found.





Who are you gonna believe:  a respected scientist or some global warming alarmist-bullshit artist-former political fool?




February 28, 2010

An Inconvenient Truth for Al Gore

Global Warming has been good to Al Gore.

He's made a gazillion bucks through his Generation Investment Management company and various green companies and the carbon offset biz.

He won a Nobel Prize and an Oscar for his film, An Inconvenient Truth.

But lately the truth has become very incovenient for "the Goracle".

Global warming has gone from science to satire.

Mr. Gore has become conveniently absent.



December 17, 2009

An Inconvient Fact

All of a sudden the Goracle, global warming alarmist extraordinaire, doesn't want to give interviews.

Why is that?
Has the truth become inconvenient?

Arctic Ice Claims Do Not Add Up

The Global-warming Scandal of-the-Century

Not Evil Just Wrong

As they say:
The Truth, Inconvenient and otherwise, will out.

October 14, 2008

The Temple of the Goracle



I happened upon a new website today:

an homage (NOT) to the Ignobel prize-winning, faux-documentary-making, global-warming hypocrite Al Gore, known as The Goracle to his cultified mindless minions (Gorebiciles?).

Aren't we just so glad that The Goracle invented the Internet?


October 01, 2008

Al Gore's New Low


Al Gore, the man whose previous LOWS included:

_ trying to
disenfranchise the military vote in 2000;

_ refusing to concede the 2000 election, throwing the entire country into turmoil, causing a rift that has since widened into a chasm;

_ exercising an incredible amount of
hypocrisy while preaching energy conservation and carbon footprint bullshit;

is NOW urging

CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE





"When the [Duval County, FL] canvassing board announced that the ballots of 149 soldiers, sailors, and airmen had been disqualified, a pair of jubilant Gore lawyers exchanged high-fives.


A Republican, visibly shaken by this sight, demanded to know how they could celebrate the disenfranchisement of U.S. military members risking their lives around the world.

One of the Gore lawyers glibly replied, "A win's a win."

--
"At Any Cost: How Al Gore Tried to Steal the Election", Bill Sammon

May 23, 2008

31,072



This is how many U.S. scientists (including 9,000 PhDs) have signed a petition stating that

… "There is no convincing scientific evidence that human release of carbon dioxide, methane or other greenhouse gases is causing, or will cause in the future, catastrophic heating of the Earth’s atmosphere and disruption of the Earth’s climate..."

Al Gore's response?
He has labeled eminent theoretical physicist Freeman Dyson (one of the many distinguished signatories) and the other 31,071 scientists as 'members of the Flat Earth Society'.

So I guess Gore's degree in government trumps 31,072 degrees (mostly advanced) in science.

October 14, 2007

The Ig-Nobel Peace Prize

Who's not surprised that Al 'Warm-mongering propagandist' Gore has been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for his work trying to profit from alarming us all about the dangers of man-made global warming?

Lest you think this is another clinky award like the Oscar, it also comes with a million+ dollars. And some supposed world prestige.

But before we bestow sainthood on Al, consider these other Nobel Peace Prize 'winners':

MOHAMED ELBARADEI (2005) for his efforts to prevent nuclear energy from being used for military purposes and to ensure that nuclear energy for peaceful purposes is used in the safest way.

He has been criticized by the US for his lenient policies in dealing with Iran.


JIMMY CARTER JR., (2002) ex-President of the United States of America, for his decades of untiring effort to find peaceful solutions to international conflicts, to advance democracy and human rights, and to promote economic and social development.

The Nobel committee head at the time said Carter's award was 'a signal of disapproval over Bush's preparations for the invasion of Iraq'.

The former Shah of Iran could not be reached for comment.


UNITED NATIONS (2001), KOFI ANNAN, United Nations Secretary General.

The most corrupt and worthless organization EVER, led by a Secretary General with the same qualities.


YASSER ARAFAT (1994), Chairman of the Executive Committee of the PLO, President of the Palestinian National Authority.

Known Terrorist whose personal fortune was estimated at over a Billion dollars.
His wife (now widow) lives in Paris and receives a monthly allowance somewhere between $50,000-$100,000.
The Palestinian people still have no schools and no hospitals and little food .


MIKHAIL SERGEYEVICH GORBACHEV (1990), President of the USSR, helped to bring the Cold War to an end.

Ronald Reagan, the main force behind ending the Cold War, wasn't awarded one.


Apparently the only criteria to win a Nobel Peace Prize is that you have to have to have an anti-American, Anti-Bush agenda.

Perhaps it should be renamed the Nobel Booby Prize.

Or in Gore's case, the Nobel Prize for Slick Gimmickry.

Just how does Gore's piece of crap movie promote world peace, anyway?


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