October 14, 2007

The Ig-Nobel Peace Prize

Who's not surprised that Al 'Warm-mongering propagandist' Gore has been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for his work trying to profit from alarming us all about the dangers of man-made global warming?

Lest you think this is another clinky award like the Oscar, it also comes with a million+ dollars. And some supposed world prestige.

But before we bestow sainthood on Al, consider these other Nobel Peace Prize 'winners':

MOHAMED ELBARADEI (2005) for his efforts to prevent nuclear energy from being used for military purposes and to ensure that nuclear energy for peaceful purposes is used in the safest way.

He has been criticized by the US for his lenient policies in dealing with Iran.


JIMMY CARTER JR., (2002) ex-President of the United States of America, for his decades of untiring effort to find peaceful solutions to international conflicts, to advance democracy and human rights, and to promote economic and social development.

The Nobel committee head at the time said Carter's award was 'a signal of disapproval over Bush's preparations for the invasion of Iraq'.

The former Shah of Iran could not be reached for comment.


UNITED NATIONS (2001), KOFI ANNAN, United Nations Secretary General.

The most corrupt and worthless organization EVER, led by a Secretary General with the same qualities.


YASSER ARAFAT (1994), Chairman of the Executive Committee of the PLO, President of the Palestinian National Authority.

Known Terrorist whose personal fortune was estimated at over a Billion dollars.
His wife (now widow) lives in Paris and receives a monthly allowance somewhere between $50,000-$100,000.
The Palestinian people still have no schools and no hospitals and little food .


MIKHAIL SERGEYEVICH GORBACHEV (1990), President of the USSR, helped to bring the Cold War to an end.

Ronald Reagan, the main force behind ending the Cold War, wasn't awarded one.


Apparently the only criteria to win a Nobel Peace Prize is that you have to have to have an anti-American, Anti-Bush agenda.

Perhaps it should be renamed the Nobel Booby Prize.

Or in Gore's case, the Nobel Prize for Slick Gimmickry.

Just how does Gore's piece of crap movie promote world peace, anyway?


Political Cartoonist: Mike Lester

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