October 06, 2012

It's the Altitude

Al -the Goracle- Gore has resurfaced from the depths of irrelevancy to shift the blame for Barack Hussein Obama's poor debate performance from where it belongs (on Obummer's scrawny little shoulders) to ... and this is the truth, I'm not making it up ... Denver's altitude.

"Im going to say something controversial here. Obama arrived in Denver at 2 p.m. today, just a few hours before the debate started. Romney did his debate prep in Denver. When you go to 5,000 feet, and you only have a few hours to adjust, I don't know ..." 
Are you freaking kidding me? 

I know that higher altitudes can have an  effect on the human body

but it's not like Obummer did anything strenuous like mountain climbing. He walked from the plane to the car to indoors.

Higher altitudes also have an effect on baking directions.
So, Stick a fork in Al. He's done.

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