November 18, 2010

Dummycrat Land

Welcome to  
Dummycrat Land

The Ruling CRASS:
The Chosen One: Barack Hussein Obama
His Evil Queen: Michelle Obama
Prince of Darkness: Rahm Emmanuel (former)

The Inner Circle:
Sheriff of Know-Nothing-ham: Eric Holder
Keeper of the Empty Vault: Timothy Geithner
Court Jester: Joe Biden
Town Crier: Robert Gibbs
World-Wide Wicked Witch: Hillary Clinton
Counselor of Radicalization and Progressiveness (CRAP):  William Ayers

The Council of Village Idiots:
Bitchy: Nancy Pelosi
Dingey: Harry Reid
Greedy: John Kerry
Dummy: Janet Napolitano
Mouthy: Alan Grayson
Sleazy: Charley Rangel
Queeny: Barney Frank

Other Notables of Unworthiness:
Spiritual Advisor: Jeremiah Wright
Village Clown: Rod Blagojevich
Ugly Old Troll: Jimmy Carter
Puppet Master: George Soros
Demented Elf-like Creature: Dennis Kucinich
Director of Weather Forecasting and Other Disinformation: 
Al Gore
Leader of Arrogant Condescension: Pete Stark
Ex-King Who Just will Not Go Away and/or STFU: Bill Clinton
Machiavellian Mentor: Saul Alinsky 
(Dead, but alas not Forgotten)

The Sistah-hood of Evil Lunacy: 
Maxine Waters, Corinne Brown, Diane Watson,
Cynthia McKinney

Community Zoo: 
RINOS: John McCain, Lindsey Graham, Olympia Snowe, 
Susan Collins, Arnold Schwarzenegger
Chameleons: Charlie Crist, Arlen Specter, Joe Lieberman

The Raving Lunatic Choir:
Oliver Stone, Michael Moore, Danny Glover, Sean Penn, Barbra Streisand, Whoopi Goldberg, Barbara Walters, Matt Damon, Chris Matthews, Keith Olbermann, Janeane Garofalo, Lady GaGa, Joy Behar, anyone who contributes to the Daily Kos

Voices From Hell:
Ted Kennedy, Jack Murtha, Robert Byrd

Residents at the Has-Been Ranch
John Edwards, Wesley Clark, Howard Dean, Chris Dodd

General Population:
Barking Moonbats and Illegal Immigrants

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