On Aging

Yes, another birthday looms.


 Thoughts:
 Quit worrying about your health.  It'll go away.
I'm not old. I'm chronologically gifted.
Birthdays are good for you.  The more you have, the longer you live.
 


Things OLD Folks Know That Young Folks Should Learn:

Too many couples marry for better or for worse, but not for good.

When a man marries a woman, they become one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.

Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, make beds, is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders.

Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.

Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old.






"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, 
eat slowly, and lie about your age."

Lucille Ball


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