Tag, You're Not It!

The classic schoolyard game of Tag (You're it!) is now not allowed on some school playgrounds.  

Apparently some wussy kids complained that they were 'harassed' or 'chased against their will' during recess.  

So their wussy parents and wussy teachers, people raising and teaching kids that will no doubt be unable to cope with the real world, placed tag on the Politically Correct Banned List.

"It causes a lot of conflict on the playground,"

said Cindy Fesgen, assistant principal of the Discovery Canyon Campus school.

When will these children be allowed to experience conflict so they can learn how to deal with it?  

Apparently never, if their Politically correct idiot parents and teachers have anything to do about it. 

 But running games are still allowed as long as the kids don't chase each other.  

Hey, Football is a running game and involves chasing and being chased. 

 Try doing away with football and see what happens. 

 Talk about conflict.